As you can tell, Mr Bryson is a serious person. He does not smile, he does not laugh, and he will not tell corny jokes in the middle of class. Lately he has been consumed with growing a beard and learning to color coordinate his wardrobe. He often writes poetry instead of exercising or playing football. As a child he wanted to be a professional wrestler, and his Japaneses Chin Stomp is feared throughout the world. His only weakness is that he is ticklish. Around his ribs. Really.